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Having played some of
the best golf courses in Northern Ireland, the Aldergrove team arrived at China
Fleet with the confidence that they could produce the goods, what the goods were
at this point none of us knew. A team captained by John Dodds along side him
Hadders Hadfield, Magic Danials, & Arry Renton had arrived on the Mainland to
compete in the Dave Wall Golf Tournament.
Heading
off to the start and the first hole on practice day in our matching attire, that
John kindly ‘requisitioned’ from Thales Air Defence (Shorts of Belfast, for the
older readers) we were hoping to put off the opposition, only to find that it
wasn’t our dress sense but Magic’s ability to find the driving range, Doddsy’s
cunning plan to hit it into the trees and Hadders legendary banana shot which
was the secret weapon that we had brought over from the Province. Arry was the
only member of the team to find the fairway. This had a somewhat adverse effect
on our plan and things were looking a little woeful. However after the shaky
start we carried on and started to appreciate the finer points of the course
such as the dense woodland and the beach area around every hole. Hadders should
know as he spent more time in there than the local squirrels. Finishing off the
day with an excellent Meet & Greet in the bar within the complex, we were
reminiscing on the day’s events, whilst continuously staring into the bottom of
many an empty pint pot whilst doing so.
The following day
brought the first round of the tournament and the near 30 Degree sunshine with
it, resulting in a quick visit to the Pro shop by Hadders & Magic to purchase a
couple of hats and Hadders getting himself a new driving iron, ditching the
driver method. Returning to the apartment, imagine our horror to find Doddsy
wriggling around on the floor trying to fit into a new pair of shorts. He
eventually gave up and donated them to [a much leaner] Magic.
Hitting off the first in
our respected groups, good scores were had by all bar Hadders, who pulled in a
measly 28 points, a score only achieved because of the trees that just kept
getting in the way. By the end of the afternoon the scores were totted up and
showed Aldergrove to be marginally in front. After a well played first day we
headed for the bar [again] and after a quick change, and then later a move on
down town, only to wake up the following morning having found the Swedish Chef
from the Muppets had paid us a visit; a lot had to be said for Doddsy’s culinary
skills after that night.
The final day started
with a few sore heads and off we all went again for more punishment on the
fairways, Arry again being the consistent player scoring well, also pulling out
the hat his shot of the day by getting within 6 feet from the hole awarding him
nearest the pin. Magic started off not in the greatest of form on the front 9
but stormed the back 9, giving a performance anyone would be proud off. Hadders
went on to amend his first days performance with a steady score throughout the
round, amazingly getting longest drive on a hole where almost all players found
it difficult to stay on the fairway. By the time Doddsy turned up on the 18th
he had his excuses ready, after swinging at thin air on the first was just the
start of things to come for him but still hobbled in with his crooked back and a
well earned 26 points.
The final scores were
then all handed in to JJ, who true to tradition, kept a tight lid on the
positions until the presentation that evening. A cursory visit to the bar before
dinner, and then to our delight an abundance of trophies were presented to the
Aldergrove team and lads from the Province also took home the coveted Dave Wall
Trophy.
A most enjoyable and
successful competition for the Aldergrove team, who would like to take this
opportunity to pass on their thanks to Duncan Metcalfe and his assistants for
organising the event.
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